Here’s a boring truth:
Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency publishes critical cybersecurity advisories.

Here’s a less comfortable truth:
Most teams never check them.

CISA maintains the Known Exploited Vulnerabilities (KEV) catalog. These are not “theoretical risk under certain lab conditions” bugs. These are vulnerabilities attackers are actively exploiting in the wild, right now, against real systems.

When something lands in KEV, it’s not a polite suggestion. It’s a flare in the sky that says: patch this, or prepare for visitors.

And yet—no one wakes up thinking, “Before coffee, let me refresh a federal website.”

We’re building product.
We’re shipping features.
We’re arguing in Slack.
We’re trying to remember where that one Terraform variable is defined.

So I built a bot that does the refreshing for us.

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